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i’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
I wish I had more creepy followers that wanted to know about my boring life and just asked me a million questions a day.